Friday, November 26, 2021

Pupdate

Get it? In brief: Stupid animal either ate another stupid animal's feces filled with hair bands and tennis ball pieces or just straight up ate hair bands and tennis ball pieces on a walk. Has passed at least part of them and regained some appetite. Keep feeding him white rice and boiled chicken through the weekend. Don't ask questions. Give thanks that he can keep eating canine feces or non-biodegradable human products that smell appealing to him. Consider a muzzle during walks so the animal cannot open his jaws. What a world.

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