From: Your father
Welcome to your new home. If this is going to work, we have to establish some ground rules.
- No peeing on Daddy. So far, so good, although that's probably due more to the fact that I've changed one diaper and your mother has done about a dozen.
- Sleep at least two hours at a stretch. You actually did quite well last night, dozing from 11-1 and 3-5. Keep that up and you'll attend a very nice college.
- Do everything your sister says. We don't have the energy to deal with an unhappy 2-year-old.
- Teethe before you're 1.
- Potty train before you're 2.
- But don't grow up too fast; this is our last go-round with an infant.
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