Swimming pals

Favorite anecdote from our week at camp. All the principals have heard it already, but it should be recorded here for posterity.

(moments after jumping off the end of the dock together and frantically doggy paddling back to a depth where they can touch)
Esme: "Greta, a little help, I'm sinking!"
Greta: "Not now, Esme, I have my own problems."