They're always listening

When I drive Lincoln to school in the morning we inevitably hear the traffic report on the radio. I didn't think much of it until this recent one-sided conversation:

"Daddy, I have a cool first name (pause), because I was named after a president and a tunnel. (Pause) But I have a friend whose name is even more cooler (big breath), because he was named after a superhero (dramatic pause) -- Thor!"